Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag?
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
one time when i was seven i woke up early to put the left over waffle batter in the waffle iron and i tried cooking it but it just started smelling bad and started melting and i was like what???? and my parents came down stairs and were like what is that smell??? and i said im making waffles the batter was in the fridge and they were like thats mayonnaise